I’m married to a Sandra Bland; a
black woman: unafraid to speak her mind, unafraid of the consequences. It’s one
of the things I love most about her. While I sometimes search for minutes (or
hours) for the exact right word to say and the exact right tone to say
precisely the right thing, she often lives in the freedom of the moment; espousing
quick-witted retorts and barbs before I’ve even had a chance to process. That
is part of the beauty of a black woman. What outsiders perceive as “sass” or
“having too much mouth”, we appreciate as a survival tactic, a necessity that
developed in the task of drawing attention to the mistreatment, often of black
men who can be beaten, jailed or killed for just being perceived as a threat.
The black woman and her “mouth” have often acted as a shield for us; a protective
first layer, sheltering us from the world.
You’ll hear the black mother say to
her black son: “get your ass in this house before I come out there and drag it
in here for you” (translation: I love you and it's getting dark/unsafe outside
and I want you in here safe with me). The black wife snaps to her black husband:
“You told me you were gonna be home an hour ago, where the hell are you at?”
(translation: I miss you and I was worried when you didn't come home when you
said you would). It is but the same roar that a mother bear utters when
surrounded by predators as she tries to protect her baby cub. The black mother/wife is
the protector often because the black man has been stripped of the ability to
be.
A Sandra Bland
has no patience for the wasting of her time. I know because I am married to a
Sandra Bland. Between her own job, mothering our children, checking in on the
phone with her grandmother/mother, finding my car keys, wallet, left running
shoe, flash drive with my latest research paper, making dinner, checking
homework, driving the kids to swim practice, making lunches, ironing clothes, giving
baths, vacuuming the floor, taking a shower and managing her hair, her time is
of the essence. So you’ll have to excuse her, Mr. Officer, if her “attitude”
isn’t sunshine and show tunes when she’s pulled over on a bullshit traffic
violation in the middle of her busy day. Again, I’m married to a Sandra Bland;
she doesn't put up with people who waist her time or treat her beneath her
standards, whether they’re wearing a badge or not.
It has
become clear to me over the course of my 30-plus years that I, as a black man,
have become a target to some. There is no such thing as a “minor” legal
infraction for me. I am well aware that while the law books say that I have the right to ask an
officer why I am being detained, the laws of reality tell me to shut my mouth and stay in my place. Historically
this is where my Sandra Bland has stood in for me, acting as a mouthpiece
because both old Jim Crow and new Jim Crow have rendered me mouthless. But what
I had not realized (or maybe more truthfully, had willingly ignored) is that new
Jim Crow, just like old Jim Crow doesn't want to hear from Sandra either. The
warning signs were quite clear: she is never acknowledged for her intellectual
prowess despite the fact that there are more black
women enrolled in college today than any other singular group (including
white men). She is called a man for her
body (see Serena Williams) despite being the real life African Aphrodite. She is paid
nearly the least for her work (far worse than her white counterparts)
despite regularly taking on more tasks than others and often being better
educated than them. She is labeled as the “welfare queen” eating up hard earned
tax dollars despite the fact that middle-aged white women make up a larger
percentage of welfare recipients and the fact that black women are the fastest
growing group of entrepreneurs in the country. At the moment when she should be the most
revered, the most praised and the most beloved, she is instead the most
stripped apart, the most devalued, the most unloved.
The fallacy
of it all is that we, black America, want so desperately to believe in the ideals
written in the constitution: that “All Men” (and in turn all women) are created
equal. But literally as the ink on the constitution dried, our “forefathers” including
Mr. Monticello himself, Thomas Jefferson, violated the words they wrote as he (and men like him) rolled around with the black women they enslaved as their
playthings to be discarded when done being of use. This hypocrisy remained during
old Jim Crow as black women would be raped, lynched and set a blaze by the
local police officers who happened to be dressed in white robes for the local
fraternal organization. Today, “laws”
prevent black women from being singled out exclusively for their race, so
instead “laws” provide over zealous officers the vague leeway needed to
transgress our Sandras legally when their “aggressive tone” offends the saintly
ears of those in uniform.
For years
our Sandras have busted their butts, sometimes single-handedly duct-taping
black families together as both poor individual choices and systemic pitfalls
sought to keep black men locked away like animals. They have achieved in the
face of adversity and have refused to be stepped on along the way. They have in
many ways, saved what is left of the black community, even when the community
itself has seemingly been seconds away from implosion. It is our responsibility
as black men to now return the favor.
When I
married my Sandra, I promised her two things: to provide for her and protect her.
That’s it. No big house, no cruises across the Mediterranean. Two simple promises:
protect her physically, mentally and spiritually and provide for her physically
(house, food etc.) but more importantly mentally and emotionally. I take those
two things very seriously and I am willing to sacrifice my body to uphold those
vows. This is not some brash act of bravado, some symbolic chest thumping of
manhood. It is simply a declaration to any man, uniformed or not, white, black,
green or blue, who attempts to violate my Sandra. There will be no need for
cameras, no need for depositions. It will not be tolerated. Again, I do not
pretend to be a man to strike fear in the hearts of others. I only profess to
be a man of my word. I am proud to be married to a Sandra Bland for she is the
backbone of my entire existence, her sassy mouth included, and I refuse to let my Sandra(s) continue to be
violated.